The Melania saga

 Melania made a movie!

Trump watched and sent ICE

 to all the movie theaters.

The atmosphere became

 colder than in Greenland!O

Or Iceland!? Or Iceberg?..

Humm! Carlsberg!?

SpielBerg!??

well something Ice or Berg 

Whatever!

Revenge was swift and resulted in the most beautiful film you've ever seen, called:

"Hey ICE! Grabbed them before gets messy!"

I must Invade Slovakia or Slovenia??( quote from one of the main actors)

Don't miss this premiere in all cinemas (except in all countries in South and Central America, Africa, Europe, Asia and Oceania!)

my spoken english is rubbish! but better than trump´s!....